ShannonValor

    Helloooo ladies, gentlemen, and all other configurations of being. My name.. Is Wilford Warfstache   and I've got something, a little special for you, boy howdy! Let me tell you tale, a tale as true and as blue as my balls are at this very moment. Ignore that last part kindly if you please. Now this tale of woe and heart wrenching love would be just like any other mushy-gushy unintelligible garbage that you can see anywhere else! Except, this story -excuse me- this harrowing journey of love is but of a different verbatim all together! Let us journey now to the begin, shall we? And by beginning I mean just yesterday. Ahem.         Dark